Anti-Men jokes lol!!

[midnightangel]

what do men and paving slabs have in common?
if u lay them right u can walk all over them.

how do u stop a man from drowning?
take your foot of his head.
what do u do if u see a man screaming in pain?
shoot him again.

how many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
all of them, they'll screw anything.

what do u call a man with an IQ of 2?
Gifted.

why did god make man for first?
cos every design needs a rough copy

[A Catt Named Raggz]

HEY HEY HEY!!!!
You are so no right.
That is not true at all....I think?...is it???
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[A Catt Named Raggz]

I bet the women that write these anti-men jokes are chopped-up haired, Left-eyebrowed pierced, flannel, combat-boot wearing Lesbians; who go outside to get the paper as they scratch their imaginary balls thru there boxer-shorts....LMFAO!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[A Catt Named Raggz]

or....
The so called plain-jane women who can't even get laid in a Hen House.
HaHaHa

[*sprinkle_sprinkle*]

HEY thats MISS COMBAT LIVING IN A HEN HOUSE to you buddy!!! rock on sistah those were GREAT AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA- the only reason why a nerve was struck was probably cuz all of it is TRUE -


TRUE I TELL YOU

[A Catt Named Raggz]

LMFAO!!! too funny!!!

[A Catt Named Raggz]

The best one is the "How do ya stop a man from drowning" one.
Made me spit my drink out...hehe

[Sherri Sixxx]

Why are men and laxatives alike?
They both irritate the shit outta you

[PurplePunki]

I needed some humor like this lately...thanks [img]wink.gif[/img]

[midnightangel]

Hey my eyebrows are well intaked thank you lol!!! Well let you iff as an expection seen as you were women's undies you not 100% man lol!! [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]